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Saturday, 21 March 2009

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OK, now make him blink.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A Secret Service agent who wishes to remain secret, revealed today that President Obama is a hologram. The hologram is a projection from the special teleprompter. That teleprompter is always, by some strange coincidence, near the president.

"I didn't suspect this until one day we had a small explosion. The interruptible power supply (UPS) exploded and left the teleprompter without power. At the same instant, Obama, and his wife, vanished into thin air!

"Men wearing white coats and carrying slide-rules came in and replaced the battery in the UPS. Then, Obama and his wife were suddenly back with us, again, out of thin air", my source reported.

My source is trying to find the computer that is controlling the teleprompter and causing it to create the image. Work so far has traced the signals controlling the teleprompter to a location somewhere in Kazakh, a small but powerful country near Russia whose leader has proposed the acmetal (ACME) to become the New World Order currency.

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