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Topics: Barack Obama

Saturday, 21 March 2009

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President Obama Found sittin' on the dock of the bay !

The FBI wound down their hunt for missing President Barrack Obama after he was found in San Francisco just sittin' on the dock of the bay watching time just washing away!

The President had got himself a bucket of Kentucky,a bottle of Root beer and a fishing rod so he could get away from it all for the day.

The President was furious and wanted to know why no one had seen his message left on the White house fridge door using colored magnetic letters explaining where he was going and when he'd return?

A White House spokesman said that an inquiry would be launched but when quizzed on the manner of inquiry to be launched? He replied that it would be...you know....one of those inquiry type of inquiries and winked knowingly!

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