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Saturday, 21 March 2009

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Goverdecider Palin Tells Obama: Stimulus must go down soon and straight

Sarah Plain and Short on Smarts stuck to her guns and insisted that any stimulus from Washington, DC would be limited by her gubernatiorial good judgment. Palin insisted that she would not accept a package of stimulation that she did not find, well, acceptable:

"I am the Guv-decider in this frozen wasteland and there will be no stimulating where it will do no or little good. I've been around the block with lots of the very few Alaskan males human males and my husband Todd and I just won't waste any more time on misguided stimuli!"

Palin known for malapropisms and inarticulation seems to have actually said that there can be no stimulation unless it is below the waist. President Obama said that he would examine the Alaskan nether regions Palin referred to in his next visit to Alaska which is scheduled shortly after the Chicago cubs win the World Series.

Obama said "I give everyone a chance even a snowball in Hell"

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