Written by Atticus Finch
Print this

Friday, 20 March 2009

image for Retard Challenges President To A Fight
Clarence Is Pissed

23 year old retard Clarence Dippyshit from Alabama, has expressed dismay at remarks made by "champion of the people" President Barack Obama.

"I voted for him and then he stabs us all in the back!" Said Dippyshit, who falls into the retard category because he wears an orthopedic shoe. "He should resign immediately."

"I want to kick him in the ass - first with my right foot," which is normal, "and then with this bastard," said the retard pointing at his platform shoe.

So far there has been no response from the White House but Obama should take note, Clarence has a big shoe and if he got the President on the floor, he'd be fucked up.

Make Atticus Finch's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 2 multiplied by 2?

9 22 1 4
54 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more