Oxnard, Ca. - Tests reveal that the Oxnard man discovered slumped over his computer keyboard last Monday had been taxed to death. The man, Earl Snuff, was reported missing when he failed to report for work.
Authorities weren't quite sure what had happened at first, as there were no obvious signs of trauma. Mr. Snuff was at his desk and looked as if he had fallen asleep.
Several web pages were open, a famous porn site, an E-bay page displaying used cars, and a page confirming the fact that he had just filed his tax returns electronically.
Clenched in his fist were his wage statements from his employer.