Written by Gina Nobinger
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Topics: Fire, Safety

Friday, 20 March 2009

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Better keep it out of the house, just to be safe.

Yet another Maytag recall has prompted bosses to rebranded the manufacturer of various white goods to "May Incinerate".

The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission in conjunction with May Incinerate reports a series of refrigerator recalls due to faulty relays in the compressors of the affected products which could cause overheating and present a fire hazard.

This follows the 2007 recall of dishwashers and front loading washing machines, also for electrical problems that pose fire hazards to consumers.

An unnamed spokesman for May Incinerate blames the problems on sabotage by the lonely May Incinerate repairmen who were just not getting enough work.

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