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Topics: Iraq, information

Thursday, 24 June 2004

In a surprise announcement president bush announce that CIA got important information about Iraq's WMD. In a press meet president said that all the WMD was stored in a wash room of one of the Saddam's palace.

President added that stoke of WMD contains Nuclear warhead acquired from Abdul Kadir khan's underground nuclear network. Long range missiles capable of delivering nuclear warhead acquired from North Korea. There are many other missiles containing chemical and biological warhead. According to White House all the missiles are in ready to go position-targeting USA. He added that if he didn't take rightly decision to attack Iraq, USA would have to face 1000 time bigger 9/11 across USA.

According to president Investigation reveal that now they come to know why Saddam was hiding in such a small bunker. He said that that bunker was directly connected to his wash room through tunnel and Saddam can go to and trigger WMD anytime. However Saddam was waiting to fire WMD at an appropriate time.

President added that CIA is still in process of finding out tunnel connection to washroom of his palace and trying to locate exactly with which palace that washroom belong. He said that CIA got this information from a six-year-old informer who is extremely reliable source. President said as soon as this investigation over, he will give more detail. However he refuses to remark on when investigation will over.

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