The Westminster Kennel Club announced that this year's dog show will require all contestants to either taste test some nutritional dog yummys and choose their favorites or participate in a Frisbee catch competition as part of a newly created talent portion of the event.
As a result of very sagging ratings in the recent years, Westminster officials decided to add these and other competitions to broaden the appeal of the event.
The first night, Michael Vick will run a gauntlet through a group of German Shepherds and near naked convicted animal abusers will have sausages tied to them as they run from one end of the show floor to the other with a pack of freed Doberman Pinschers.
On the last day, there will be a "Dancing With Da Dogs" Competition.
Finally, the dog owners will have three minutes to tell the audience how they want peace for the whole world.
Last of all, the swimsuit competition.