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Tuesday, 17 March 2009

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HO's are BAD. Why? Because they are people. Most people are BAD.

CHANDLER, AZ - It is reported by activists here that Obama is outraged at home owner's associations (HO) for contributing markedly to carbon-dioxide pollution as well as hampering solar energy.

Mr. Interswien, Obama spokesperson, as well as prominent HO antagonist and aspartame reformer, stated that it outrages Obama to see silly rules against growing weeds.

"With lethal levels of CO2 running around, you would think that people would rise up and not kill ANY plants", Mr. Interswien stated.

"And silly rules against roof mounted solar panels and water heaters are wasting energy, causing even more CO2 to be emitted", he continued.

Spokesmen for the HO, under heavy financial pressure due to falling realestate prices, could not be reached for comment.

President Obama recently visited Chandler and was outraged at '20th Century thinking'.

Legislation is being drafted now to protect weeds and strip HO's of their power, putting them in their place for the greater good.

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