HOLMBY HILLS, California - Hugh Hefner is selling the mansion that is adjacent to his Playboy Mansion to "OctuMom" for $28 million.
The two-story mansion covers 7,300 square feet, has 15 bedrooms, 15 bathrooms, a movie theater, a standard sized carousel, and a McDonald's (complete with drive-thru window).
"OctuMom" has 14 children ranging in age from two months to nine years. She has recently acquired a California driver's license, a Baskin-Robbins credit card, a diamond-studded toe ring, and a Hohner harmonica that was personally given to her by Bob Dylan.
The mansion, nicknamed Casa De Las Chi Chi's sits on 2.3 acres and has a landing strip, a 12-car garage, an olympic swimming pool, a horse stable, a dog kennel, and a bird bath.
"OctuMom's" payments will be $280,000 a month. Hefner was asked if he was sure that Naddy would be able to make the monthly payment.
The Playboy guru replied that she has just signed a $10 million book deal, a $10 million diaper deal, and an $8 million baby pacifer deal. He took the smoking pipe out of his mouth, smiled and said, "You do the math."
The world's most famous mother has just had a $3,000 extreme makeover done and friends and relatives state that she now looks more like her idol, Angelina Jolie, than Jolie does.
One of Naddy's cousins said that he would be willing to bet that even Brad Pitt would not be able to tell the difference unless of course he saw both women standing side-by-side and totally nude.
Hefner remarked that he has signed "OctuMom" to appear in the May issue of Playboy. The article, which will feature provocative photos of her vacuuming will be titled, "'OctuMom' Eight Babies, Two Boobs, You Do The Math."
An assistant to Mr. Hefner, Nacirema Lodi disclosed that his favorite all-time saying is, "You do the math." She stated that Hef uses that phrase at least 12 to 13 times a day.
In related news. There are unconfirmed reports floating around Southern California that Mr. and Mrs. Rosie O'Donnell have agreed be the God Parents of the octuplets.