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Sunday, 15 March 2009

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Everyone from the Clintons to Rahm Emanuel damn well knew about Madoff and the WMD fantasy factory

Washington AC/DC - (Notorious Mess): The Bernard Madoff Ponzi probe took a new twist this weekend with the sudden and abrupt resignation of President Obama's new National Intelligence Council pick Charles Freeman.

The former US envoy to Saudi Arabia told reporters that the Bush Administration had been fully behind Madoff's bankrolling of the 2003 Iraqi WMD fantasy factory.

"And what's more everyone from the Clintons to Rahm Emanuel damn well knew!"

Freeman also slammed top Israeli spy Boris Berezovsky, Madoff's London-based Mossad/KGB accomplice, for being on a fatcat 25% commission of the now disappeared $50 billion hedge fund.

The jailed US fraudster's business qualities had long been admired by George W Bush's GOP cabal 'especially his plumbing of the depths of dishonour and indecency, wilful distortion of the record, wholesale fabrication of falsehoods and total contempt for the truth'.

Sen Charles Schumer is a sitting duck.

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