Written by MsTerri
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Topics: bernard madoff

Wednesday, 11 March 2009

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Hey Bernie, pass the soap

Bernie Madoff who made off with billions has decided that at 70 he is about to see the end of his miserable life in the crowbar hotel. He insisted that he have satin sheets and for his first meal he demanded escargot and a fine wine.

After the prosecution stopped laughing they told him to stuff it. He tried to make a deal saying he would give them his wife, five ski lodges a Swiss chalet and a yacht but the deal was refused.

Behind closed doors the judge said he should be given to all the people he swindled (on a rotation basis) and used as their personal butler, cook, yard man and bunk muffin.

We hear that O.J. Simpson has requested he bunk with him.

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