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Wednesday, 11 March 2009

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Mr. George W Bush has publicly announced that he now reads the Boogertown Banner instead of The Washington Post. "It is more factual and I am not in it." he said. Aw bless his heart.

Also, one Barack Obama of Illinois, a whole state over, has also endorsed the Boogertown Banner for the way it stands on the "little" people. The Banner would like to thank these fine gentlemen, whoever they are.

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Despite having been dead for over 60 years - Adolf Hitler has been voted owner of "World's Most Famous Moustache" by our contest last week in the Boogertown Banner.

In second place with 20 votes was Moe Howard and third place was claimed by our own, Granny Danny of the Booger Oak community. Next week: Biggest Rear End.

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A Booger Creek man is recovering at the Medical Center in Booger Green after he abused a vacuum cleaner for something it was not created to do. Doctors have operated to remove a testicle which was lodged near the top of the air bag and another half way up the shaft of his penis.

Willie Mark Taylor told the Banner he was "healing up pert nigh well", in a high-pitched tone Sunday and that he expects to be home in a week and up and walking by 2015.

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