Rex the Black lab, Sam the German Sheppard and Snoopy the beagle all have some very uncomplimentary things to say about their neighbor. Priscilla the talking Poodle has made some neighbors very angry with her and her owners.
Rex had plenty to say about his neighbor: "She'll walk by with her nose in the air, not even acknowledging that I'm there. I'm like "Hey baby, you sure is fine." and she won't even look in my direction. Never date a poodle, man. Know what I'm sayin'? Nothin' but bad news!"
"Sure, she was friendly in the beginning. Sniffing my butt and all, but then her true personality showed through." complained Fifi, from down the block. "With her diamond studded collar and her fur coat, That bitch thinks she's "all that!" Well, I have a fur coat too, you know, and mine's real!"
Snoopy the Beagle once dated Priscilla but that relationship ended when he decided they had nothing in common. "All she ever wanted to talk about was how her master and mistress looked in the nude. Who cares about that. I wanted to know how she looked without clothes, but we never got that far."
Sam the German Sheppard couldn't take much time away from his duties as a police dog but did have this to say: "If Priscilla ever shows her face around the station again, I'll have her impounded."
Priscilla herself refused to talk when confronted by this reporter. She merely growled and bared her teeth.