LONDON - George Alan O'Dowd, aka Boy George, who is serving a 15 month sentence at The Petula Clark Prison For Blokes reportedly tunneled his way out of his jail cell last night.
Assistant Warden Ringo Nagashima said that O'Dowd (#74316869) and his cellmate Alvin Keymill (#74316002) managed to dig there way out of their cell using a #2 pencil, a dime, an 8-oz. Dixie cup, a bra, and a carrot.
Nagashima stated that both O'Dowd and Keymill were immediately captured. He stated that apparently the two were not very good at geography because although they did in fact manage to tunnel out of their jail cell, they tunneled right into the adjoining cell.
They were caught when the two convicts in the cell that O'Dowd, 47, and Keymill, 54, tunneled into started laughing uncontrollably.
The London Morning Mincer Review reported that O'Dowd and Keymill had worked on the tunnel for two weeks.
Assistant Warden Nagashima said that both prisoners will have an extra three months tacked on to their prison sentence. He added that both will also be forfeiting their supper meal for 15 days.
And Nagashima also pointed out that Boy George will not be allowed to use the prison's recording studio for one month.
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