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Tuesday, 10 March 2009

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Limbaugh's Own, Coming to an Outlet Near You

New York, NY -- Dittoheads the nation over are celebrating the new-found popularity of Limbaugh's Own, the brand name of Rush Limbaugh's very own blend of fromunda cheeses intended for mass consumption.

"For years, I thought I was all alone," one giddy Freeper exclaimed on the right-wing, Free Republic Internet forum. "It's not just for Sean Hannity and the rest of us Dittoheads anymore: It's gonna be big! It's finally gonna be available for everybody now! Yaayyy!"

As reported in a previous story, conservative shill, Sean Hannity, has been a Limbaugh's Own aficionado for years. In fact, rumors abound that Hannity once came down with the hives for apparently over-consuming one batch of Limbaugh's Own, specifically of the relatively popular large curd, cottage-style variety of Limbaugh's fromunda cheeses, although Hannity for his part has denied all such assertions.

"One can never consume too much Limbaugh," Hannity was quoted as saying on his radio show last year. "The more the better. In fact, I've made Rush the meat of my daily diet."

Yet, rumors of Hannity's excesses aside, gluttonous Dittoheads the nation over remain oblivious to the potential pitfalls involved in limiting one's dietary intake. In fact, it appears that the induced euphoria resulting from ramming one of their favorite delicacies into the marketplace of America, indeed, the world, has most Dittoheads riding cloud nine.

"It doesn't get any better than this," one Dittohead mumbled with his mouth full. "The world needs Rush, but more importantly, Rush is ripe for the world!"

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