Written by Aspartame Boy
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Topics: Economy, Dollar, gold, Amero

Tuesday, 10 March 2009

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Throw your gold in the streets

MEXICO CITY - The people of the city crowd around the T.V set, watching the decline of the Dollar. They know that once the Peso equals the Dollar, they can vacation in America in style.

In Mexico, unlike in America, the news is out. The softening up of America is almost complete. The aspartame (Mexicans use real sugar), the banks, the corruption, it's all driving for a purpose: equality of currency.

Even the drug dealers are helping take down America from its high horse. Soon, the only thing standing between Mexico and the US will be for sale signs.

The Amero.

Invest in the future now.

Forget gold.

Buy a Peso.

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