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Monday, 9 March 2009

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San Antonio - We've all looked for love in all the wrong places but don't tell that to Troy Martinez. Troy recently met up with a love interest from an unnamed dating website.

"She was everything I ever wanted in a potential girlfriend she was funny, witty, and she had a very beautiful face." Says the San Antonio Native. But after weeks of begging for a FBS (Full Body Shot) Troy explains that she would not answer his requests and would disappear for days at a time.

Finally after weeks of torture, Troy was in the surprise of his life. He had agreed to meet up at a local Bar.

Mr. Martinez Explains, "It was just to be an initial meeting, nothing special I was going to the bar with some friends and she was going to meet us there with some of her friends."

It seemed that Troy's love interest would hide in the restroom, but finally got the courage to confront him. According to Police Sergeant Williams, "That's when things got out of control."

Apparently, like the rest of American Couples Troy Claims, "Deception is a deal breaker." SGT Williams states that witnesses explained Troy ended the romance on the spot causing "lovergirl82" to become angered and splashing a drink in his face.

This hit innocent bystanders whom retaliated. Like Dominoes fists started dropping all over the bar.

It took multiple units in riot gear to subdue the chaos.

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