Pocono Mountains, Pennsylvania - (Shaggy Dog Story Mess): There's a new Cookie of the Day recipe on the Martha Stewart website this week following the tragic immolation of her pet Shitzu Genghis Khan at a Carbon-Offset County kennels in Pennsylvania.
The ten week old mutt was victim of a propane gas explosion which rocked the canine boarding facility.
Countless other doggy inmates also died in scenes reminiscent of the Pyongyang Canine Spit Roast Deli-Diner kitchens on Kim Jong-Very-Ill National Day.
The freak occurence has been billed as a possible hex on Stewart some of whose non-vegetarian website recipies have been described as dogfood masquarading as chow.
A memorial service for the kennel's charges will be followed by an official cremation.