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Monday, 9 March 2009

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Vegas is not putting odds on who wins, but on who is given CPR first.

Michael Moore and Rush Limbaugh will be featured on a pay for view wrestling match on HBO April first.

Limbaugh will be wearing a red white and blue loin cloth and Moore will be wearing a hot pink one. The two rotund men will go 5 rounds or until the first one passes out.

Limbaugh will be carried into the arena by 12 Nubians (former Democrats) while Moore will ride a donkey to the ring. I'm told that Limbaugh has insisted that there be jelly donuts, pop tarts, 12 gallons of Gatorade and a side of beef for his consumtion pre match. Moore has also put his order in for a case of moon pies, cheese steaks and a case of diet soda. Vegas is not putting odds on who wins, but on who is given CPR first.

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