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Saturday, 7 March 2009

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"I'm betting on Rush on the pancake thing, he'll tear him up!"

Rush Limbaugh, in a rage over Barack Obama trying, according to him, to turn the U.S.A. into the U.S.A.S (Union of States of American Socialists), at a Wednesday night speaking engagement, accused him of turning America into a welfare state.

Rush, "shaking like a guy at a pharmacy waiting for his Oxydontin prescription" as one person commented, read several portions of the Stimulus Package that contains hundreds of pages of nothing but pork.

And, if there's one person who knows about pork, you only have to catch a glimpse of the Limbaugh profile.

Rush ended by challenging the President to a live television debate. He stated that Obama cannot back up his recent statements on the economy nor his campaign promises he made but now is going completely in the other direction.

He also challenged Obama to a pancake eating contest.

If the debate goes forth (or the pancake eating contest) let's hope a lot of viewers have a wide screen television.

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