Barbara Bush, mother of ex president George W. Bush is recovering from heart surgery. A pig valve was inserted into the 83 year old ex first lady and she oinked on awakening from the surgery.
Her husband made the following statement: "Now that the little woman I love."
Following the op, Babs immediately asked for a menu and a trough and warned the staff that there better not be any pork chops on the menu or bacon or anything that resembles a pig or she would have them all incarcerated and possibly tortured.
Donations may be made to Old Mac Donald's Farm in her name.