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Thursday, 5 March 2009

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Barbara Bush, mother of ex president George W. Bush is recovering from heart surgery. A pig valve was inserted into the 83 year old ex first lady and she oinked on awakening from the surgery.

Her husband made the following statement: "Now that the little woman I love."

Following the op, Babs immediately asked for a menu and a trough and warned the staff that there better not be any pork chops on the menu or bacon or anything that resembles a pig or she would have them all incarcerated and possibly tortured.

Donations may be made to Old Mac Donald's Farm in her name.

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