Presidential Race also ran John Mccain seemed to brag during the campaign that he didn't even know how to use email, nevermind, the new fangled texting and twittering. All that has been changed as the Republicant has been spending countless hours texting and twittering until it made him and his many listserv, Facebook and Myspace friends jittery and vexed.
The crisis occurred during the Congresdsional presentation of ther President's budget. Once all thumbs, the new Mccain was texting with ten fingers and ten toes. His many recipients said theat he was riffing and skeeballing all over Obama with a madcap mayhem of puns, jokes and ridicule.
Most said that at first it was funny but as the manic stream continueed on into the night, they got worried. One sympathetic soul called a mental health hotline and fortunately the elderly statesman from Arizona received a limo ride with the men in the white jackets. As Mccain was fitted for his very own personalized strait jacket, he was incessabntly screaming: Earmarks! earmarks! A close examination of his ears showed no marks at all, though doctors did note some dementia and a pretty big helping of paranoia.