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Thursday, 5 March 2009

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The Queen of All Drama Queens Tatiana Del Toro's Puppies (photo courtesy of Simon Cowell)

HOLLYWOOD - Tatiana Del Toro is back! The Puerto Rican drama queen of all drama queens has been given an "American Idol" reprieve.

The four A.I. judges have named "Tats" as one of the eight wild card contestants.

When Tatiana was announced as one of the eight returnees, she started yelling and screaming and jumping up as if on a pogo stick. The Spanish siren was so excited that the only two English words she could utter were 'thank you."

Del Toro managed to yell out those two words a total of 28 times before host Ryan Seacrest grabbed Randy Jackson's headband and shoved it into her mouth.

Tatiana, which is Spanish for 'Diva, Diva, Diva,' was jumping and hopping around so much that her Puerto Rican-born puppies actually popped out of her low-cut dress.

Randy Jackson's eyes got the size of ping pong balls and Simon Cowell reportedly asked an usher to get him her cell phone number.

So whether or not "The Singing Sultress" moves on or not, one thing is certain...Tatiana Del Toro can definitely make the Eveready Energizer bunnies look like a pile of backyard mulch.

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