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Wednesday, 4 March 2009

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The Darwin barracuda wiped out most of the Jesus Fishes

In a shocking move by the environmentally sensitive Obama administration, endangerd Bush and Cheney have been exposed by a surprising lifting of protections. Advocates for the Protection of Bush and Cheney denounced the uncharacteristic carelessness of Obama:

"He's instructed the EPA to guard the wigged owl, the sea monkey and every other creature from Noah's Ark. But the Bush and the Cheney he has exposed to the cruel fate of an unprotected environment!"

Obama spokesperson, Fitta Suvive said that the Obama administration is pragmatic enough to choose its fights wisely. Sure we will go to the mat for the grayish earwig and the North African swallow. But certain life forms like, for example the Cheney and the Bush should have to prove to the evolutionary process that tyhey are worthy to survive.

When asked if this species' seeming denial of the forces of evolutionary development had anything to do with Obama's abandonment, the President himself remarked:

"Let the Jesus fish save these SOB's!"

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