Written by MsTerri
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Topics: Rod Blagojevich

Tuesday, 3 March 2009

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Former Illinois Gov. Blagojevich has written a tell all book and we hear he is getting big, big bucks for it.

Blagojevich, who vehemently denies he tried to sell President Obama's senate seat, has written about the deals he made or did not make. I am told that the book goes on and on and on and after ten thousand pages the editor was ready to jump out of the 20 story window.

He (Blago) also is said to have exposed the dark side of Chicago politics with many photos of himself and his wife giving the camera the Italian salute. Blago claims it's not a FU sign but a semi peace sign.

I spoke to his wife who told me to go do unspeakable things to myself and then had me escorted out by a 400 pound security person with a whip and brass knuckles.

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