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Topics: Politics

Monday, 2 March 2009

image for NOLA's SlumpDawg Jim-dall Adrift with Huck-abee on the Mighty Mississip
Jindall and Huckabee campaign song: Buddy can You Spare a Dime?

Two Republicant innocents found themselves adrift on the mighty Mississippi in search of a mooring, an identity and a safe harbor. Brown Jim-dall had made some good progress in the white man's world until they fed him to the wolves in a mission impossible against an even browner and much more brilliant Barack Obama.

Huck-a-bee, a toothpick munchin' munchkin' from the very Christian south had earlier on in the plot suffered an ignominious defeat to almost every Republicant in the field. But to the surprise...surprise of many deep south deep dumb belles, the Republicant party is still pinning its hopes and what they believe to be donkey defeaters like Jim and Huck.

The dream team for 2010 is campaigning up and down the Mississippi River on a raft, telling all who would listen that Obama and Biden are charlatan noblemen who are scamming the countryside with big promises of social progress.

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