Junie Janie Renfrow of Boogertown slammed the door to her room Friday night after her parents had told her she could go out with friends but that 16-year-olds should be home by 11 O'Clock. Then she immediately regretted it.
"Stupid Door!" yelled Junie, loud enough for everyone in the house to hear her, especially her mom and dad.
Junie then told her dad who had came to her room and was giving her some hard looks, that the door had acted smart all week, catching her in the ass when she talked back to her Mom on Monday and on Wednesday, had ruined one of her nails.
It also had a splinter-mostly from earlier slams- snatch a thread on her favorite blouse that her Dad had said was cut too low.
The door is not expected to appeal against the stupidity judgment.
"I'm nobody around here. I can't even say I'm not stupid because her dad would have me off of here and out the front door in no time. Then he'd replace me with one he made in the shop."
"I also can't help what her parents say or do. As far as I'm concerned here, it's always an open and shut case."