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Friday, 27 February 2009

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"It was love at first hearing he was coming."

O.J. Simpson and his cellmate, Ernest "The Slasher" Belcher would like to announce their engagement as of this past Wednesday. The proposed marriage will depend on whether California ever passes their law or not.

While most people know the famous O.J. Simpson, few know Belcher.

Belcher grew up very poor and would often be seen crawling out neighbors windows with a bologna and cheese sandwich in his hand which they all let go.

However, after family jewels began disappearing, they turned him in to the police as a thief and pervert.

At 22, Belcher held up a bench and shook the old guy off so he himself could sleep there.

At 25, Belcher robbed a hen house, frying and eating the farmer's complete supply of eggs plus a large chicken snake that had beat him to the first half dozen.

At 33, Belcher killed three former football players because they didn't try hard enough to win while they were players and caused him to lose a huge wager.

Having been advised of Belcher's past, especially about the former former football players, O.J. has decided to accept Belcher's proposal.

There will be a large reception for the engaged couple in the prison gym next Saturday.

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