Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Topics: American Idol

Friday, 27 February 2009

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The legs of American Idol's 2009 "Legs Girl"

LOS ANGELES - Jeanine Vailes, the bartender whose wardrobe consists of 17 denim short shorts was told by the "American Idol" voters to head on back to the bar as fast as her much-publicized legs will take her.

Both Paula (Abdul) and Simon (Cowell) raved on about how great-looking Jeanine's legs were. Surprisingly neither Randy (Jackson) nor Kara (DiGuardi) failed to remind the two love birds that the show is not called "American Legs Idol."

It seems like lately, each year there is at least one "American Idol" female contestant who trys to lure the male voters into voting for her by dressing in either the shortest miniskirts west of the Mississippi River or the shortest shorts west of the Rocky Mountains.

Two years ago (season 6) the obligatory "Legs Girl" was Haley Scarnato who also did not hesitate to showcase her long, slender legs. Scarnato did at least make it to 8th place.

So for now, Jeanine Vailes will return to Sherman Oaks, California, and continue working behind the bar and hope that soon her phone rings and it's the No Nonsense pantyhose people wanting her to make a commercial.

But in the meantime, Jeanine the barmaid will be relegated to the task of asking, "Do you want a mini-umbrella with that drink?"

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