In a short slip of the tongue President Obama has finally admitted that all the alien artefacts held at Area 51 have "come to life" since his accession to the presidency on January 20th, 2009.
NASA scientists have concluded that the reasons behind the long awaited event have come about because of alien misinterpretations, in the late forties, based on genetic, DNA and visual mismatches!
A NASA spokeswoman went onto say "what has transpired in this latest twist of close encounters is that when the US, Russia and France were blasting monkeys into space our alien cousins came to Earth looking for an intelligent "monkey type of life form" and what they actually encountered was a load of gun totting, white bastard cowboys whose genes originated from England, UK"!
She added "to date President Obama is the closest the aliens have come to in their quest for their first true encounter - Albert, a rhesus monkey, based on his genetic, DNA and visual match to Obama!"
In a frightening "no way back black" scenario about the fate of the world Franklin J. Schaffner makes no apology about his prophecy that the Earth will become a "Planet of The Apes" by the end of 2010 led by Barack "The Black" The Ist.