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Saturday, 28 February 2009

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Missing: sculpted from flesh-pink Italian carrara marble the bust inspired wartime leaders of the Special Relationship

Washington AC/DC - (Naked Ass Mess): A bust belonging to UK wartime leader Sir Winston Churchill that was 'loaned' to George W Bush at the start of his first Administration has mysteriously disappeared from the White House inventory.

Churchill famously kept the fondleable lifelike sculpture next to his FDR/Harry S Truman telephone hotline saying it often gave him a hard-on during times of matrimonial drought....er, inspiration!.. about, er... setting the tone of Special Relationship wartime discussions. (Gulp!)

Sculpted by Jacob Epstein the $10 million artwork has now vanished from the itemised Oval Orifice inventory.

According to current Administration insiders it has been replaced by a 'whopping great big 48FF-cup pair of knockers' attributed to Oprah Winfrey before her famous Atkins Diet miracle shrink-down.

"I guess that old philistine Dubya had the boobies melted down for scrap," a GOP source commented today.

Laura Bush is a Size Double-Zero.

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