Washington AC/DC - (Naked Ass Mess): A bust belonging to UK wartime leader Sir Winston Churchill that was 'loaned' to George W Bush at the start of his first Administration has mysteriously disappeared from the White House inventory.
Churchill famously kept the fondleable lifelike sculpture next to his FDR/Harry S Truman telephone hotline saying it often gave him a hard-on during times of matrimonial drought....er, inspiration!.. about, er... setting the tone of Special Relationship wartime discussions. (Gulp!)
Sculpted by Jacob Epstein the $10 million artwork has now vanished from the itemised Oval Orifice inventory.
According to current Administration insiders it has been replaced by a 'whopping great big 48FF-cup pair of knockers' attributed to Oprah Winfrey before her famous Atkins Diet miracle shrink-down.
"I guess that old philistine Dubya had the boobies melted down for scrap," a GOP source commented today.
Laura Bush is a Size Double-Zero.