The worst fears of the Republican party are coming true as the new President tries to fulfill the very campaign promises he made that got him elected in a landslide.
Candidate Obama told Republican shill Joe the Plumber that he favored spreading the wealth around and now the party of Lincoln, the Continental that is, isn't realizing he meant it and America wants it!
"The timing seems perfect as the sins of the rich are everyday revealed and the suffering of everybody else just gets worse day by day.
"The phony religious veil has been torn away from the big business loving GOP and their true identity as the procurers for America's aristocracy is exposed," Robarack Obamahood explained.
"We will empty their coffers full of the filched fortunes of the American common people and buy bandaids for the masses and some tylenol too!"