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Wednesday, 25 February 2009

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Barack Obama prepares for his Congressional speech today

President of the USA, Barack Obama, has delivered a speech to a joint sitting of the American Congress in a brave attempt to lift flagging spirits battered by recession led forces.

Dressed in a black tracky top with a hood over his bonce together with mismatching green tracksuit pants and all the while bouncing a basketball, Obama somehow got his message of positivity and resiliance over to the members of Congress.

"Yeah, momma, we gonna beat this thang and I for one ain't gonna sit on my black ass, while eatin' chitlins, and expect this motherf....r to go away of its own accord" the President yelled. His points were endlessly greeted with applause by the joint houses as well as cries of "dude" when he punched the air with his tiny fist.

Obama says that America is "comin' back and will kick serious ass".

The President ended his speech with some music he is currently listening to on his Blackberry. The song was "Poppa's got a Brand New Bag" by legendary but dead black R n B artist James Brown. (Arizona Senator and rival for the Presidency John McCain was heard to say that everything's "bottoms" to this guy)

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