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Tuesday, 24 February 2009

Indian dot not feather Lousiana Governor Bobby Jindall has declared Bollywood battle upon Chitown millionaire dawg Barack Obama. Ever since brown has become the new white, the loser Republican party has been searching for a new complexion and the results have, let's just say, have not been a whiter shade of pale. A new black party leader who hasn't help a poor black person ever now leads the partisans.

Tomorrow night a semi brown Asian Indian descendant will present the Republican rebuttal to the real mulatto Democrat president. Reminiscent of the mythic battles of rival gods in the Bollywood classic films, two warriors of color will go toe to toe over the solutions for a troubled nation.

A large majority of white folks will sit back and watch tha fate of the nation debated by two minority citizens. Only the disasterous debacle of a dopey white man like George W Bush could have brought about such a fine and surprising consequence.

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