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Tuesday, 24 February 2009

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Cairo Egypt: An archeological expedition to Egypt's Valley of the Kings has reported finding a strange inscription inside the innermost burial chamber of a 3500 year old Pyramid.

The inscription @*$! #%* was written on a wall. Dr. Jones the head of the expedition said "everything inside the 100 chamber structure appeared undisturbed. In fact, we had to break into the burial chamber."

The search of historical records for @*$! #%* showed that this expression is seen in a 1597 play written by William Shakespeare, entitled The Merry Wives of Windsor; and again in the 1950's, about the time of the Korean War, as @*$! #%* and the horse you rode in on.

Dr. Jones added "this discovery has really @*$!ed up our understanding of ancient Egypt!"

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