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Topics: Ted Kennedy

Monday, 23 February 2009

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Bunning takes the cure

Senator Jim Bunning had a mean fastball as an All Star Major League pitcher but last week he showed a mean streak. Archconservative Bunning thought it was a good idea to announce in a speech that Supreme Court liberal Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has "the bad cancer" and could be dead in months.

Bunning who has no medical training went on to diagnose Ted Kennedy's brain tumor as an alcohol related beer noggin, Barney Frank's homosexuality as Satan stimulated and Senator Spector of Pennsylvania's Judaism as Old school Testament believin'.

The Senate physician, Dr I. Seymour Syphillis said that he has ofrten suspected that Bunning had Bad Mouth disease. It is a cross been Mad Cowpoke and Foot in Mouth.

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