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Sunday, 22 February 2009

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Tony Romo and "Bikini Girl" enjoying a walk up on the Hollywood Hills

LOS ANGELES - Ex-Hooter's Girl and 2009 "American Idol" reject Katrina Darrell was seen at L.A.'s trendy nightclub, The Libido Lounge in the company of none other than Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo.

When a reporter for La Raunchy Review Magazine tried to approach Tony to ask him about his date, he was quickly intercepted by Tony's private bodyguard, a 6 foot 9 inch man who goes by the name of "Mr. Kilamanjaro."

One of the waiters at The Libido Lounge, Bunky Cashmere did say that he overheard Tony and Kit-Kat as Katrina is known, talking about the commercial that she was going to be filming the next morning.

When pressed as to what the commercial was for Bunky revealed that it was a commercial for Nair's new bikini area hair removal cream, called Hooha Haven.

He was asked what Tony and his date were drinking. He said that Tony had five, Seven and Seven's and Kit-Kat had two Strawberry Margaritas, two Peach Margaritas, one Mango Margarita, one Blue Margarita, and four Bud Light Limes.

Bunky said that at one time Kit-Kat took off her six-inch stiletto Italian heels, stood up on the table, and started singing the Toby Keith song, "Should've Been A Cowboy."

He said that Tony kept saying, "I am, I am, I am a cowboy now sit down bitch!"

After paying their tab and leaving an $85 tip, the couple got into Tony's Cowboy blue Lamborghini and took off towards The Pacific Coast Highway.

In related news. When Tony's girlfriend Jessica Simpson was told about Tony and Kit-Kat's night on the town she remarked that she was not at all jealous because she knows that Kit-Kat's boobs are not real like hers are.

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