Washington, DC - President Barack Obama has begun sending 10,000 more ground troops to Afghanistan as soon as they finish their training at Fort Campbell, Kentucky.
According to Reginald Feeler, a spokesperson for Vice President, Joe Biden, "They were getting really edgy, just about 'Over the top' over this Wall Street collapse plus several really pissed victims of Bernie Madoff and no one hates like an edgy former millionaire."
"If you then factor in those mad at the world for losing their automaker's jobs, you've got some mighty motivated killers and I say better over there than here."
Feeler went on to point out that many of the people from the stock market floors have already bought themselves a gun and are among the most experienced floor screamers in the world.
The idea was a hit with Madoff swindalese especially, who have previously resigned themselves to honing their shooting skills "by firing on the old SOB."
"Every dummy they're taking target practice on has a Madoff face". stated Feeler. "They fire all their bullets and then run a bayonet through it!"
"These men and women are ready. The Taliban won't know what hit them."