Gaza City: Israeli forces discovered a large underground Marijuana farm located inside Gaza City during their short visit. As Iranian rockets were being smuggled into Gaza through Hamas built tunnels, boxes of little green Marijuana cigarettes were being smuggled out to Muslim protesters in Europe, the Middle East, and Russia and to United Nations (UN) personnel.
A Hamas militant Marijuana cigarette local customer list was found written on the back of a homicide belt, hidden inside a Burka, for self destruction purposes. The evidence is clear that the terrorist organization is on drugs.
Israel declared a cease fire! Hamas then declared that they declared a cease fire before the Israeli's declared theirs, Hamas then un-declared the cease fire. Hamas held victory rallies and a victory parade that nobody attended.
The Marijuana cigarettes continue to be used by Hamas militants, as Hamas fired rockets, mortars and grenades into Israel at innocent civilians after the cease fire. The "weed" seems to erase Hamas's short term memory of the consequences of their actions.
UN Officials had recently confiscated 2000 Hamas bongs. These units, being held in a collection area in Gaza, have suddenly gone missing. A UN spokesman said "we are anxious for the return of this dangerous materiel, which we know how to dispose of in a safe manner." A mellow Hamas spokesman only shrugged, as he exhaled a cloud of pungent smoke!