Written by Al Lee Wyer
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Saturday, 21 February 2009

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President Obama named his former pastor Jeremiah Wright as head of Indian affairs last week
Today Rev Wright met with the Cherokee Tribe in North Carolina.

The Reverend began "Now listen here -- the white man is hurting and as we all know that trickles down to your sorry asses."

Chief Limping Feather chimed in "Listen guys, if we skip lunch we can finish the damn by 4:00. The Reverend has arranged for Joe the Bummer to give us an inspirational talk- 'How to work like a white guy or How to quit your job and run for congress'."

Rev Wright accented the point "That's right and the D.V.D. 's are available for three easy payments of 19.99. All proceeds go to Jesus!"

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