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Topics: Cars, NASCAR

Friday, 20 February 2009

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A man in Greenville, New York was clocked by state police driving his 1993 Honda Civic at 137 MPH.

The man was ticketed by a super vigilant traffic cop for speeding and driving recklessly.

This is not the first time the man has got such great performance out of his ageing Honda. According to local residents, it was only a matter of time before he was caught and brought to justice.

Following his release, the man did get a bit of good news. Honda has agreed to sponsor him and his 1993 Honda Civic in this coming year's Indianapolis 500.

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