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Thursday, 19 February 2009

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Faceoff or Backoff!

As recently as 24 hours back, Faceoff.web has released its new "Theft & Confiscating Policy".

According to the new T&C Policy, hackers shall be given with secret logins along with shady ids. This would comfort the hackers and reduces their scratch-the-head and punch-the-keyboard syndromes.

Hackers have to pay $1 per login. They should purchase login packages which come in denominations of $100 (Silver), $250 (Gold) & $750(Platinum).

Prof. (Mrs.) Logic Longhand, a renowned Psycho-Sociologist and an expert in hacker psychology, said that the new T&C policy of Faceoff will certainly convert hacking from hobby to a serious profession. She also opined that had Obama waited for this day, he would not have shelled out $700+ millions to create employment.

Amidst the huge uproar of applauds from hackers, the hue & cry of the regular users are not heard by any one.

This is Mouse Minor reporting for TheSpoof TV with cameraman Hadycam J. Candy from this cyber cafe, a notorious meeting place of hackers....

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