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Monday, 16 February 2009

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Cantor manned the cannon while Mammy Gingrich lit the fuse

Since the loss of the Presidency and seriously reduced representation in the Senate and the House, the Republican Party has been fixing for a fight.

Minority Whip Cantor has been singing Mammy to former Republican Civil War General Newt Gingrich and is said to be sucking at the Confederate leader's teat. For all of President Abraham Lincoln Obama's attempts at averting an irreversible rift in the country, the nation seems to be drifting toward an unavoidable chasm.

That seemingly inevitable split may have come today as Cantor and his confederate militia fired upon the National Park at Fort Sumter, South Carolina.

Virginian rebel Cantor denounced Obama's bailout plan in part because it decreased the hours for visitation to this monument to the honorable state's rights movement also known as the traitorous uprising of a bunch of conservative losers who were still stuck in a long past time and culture.

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