Washington DC: The first synod of the "Partnership for Metaphysical Socialism (PMS)" convened here today to establish the tenets of their hegemony. PMS would like to become the spiritual advisor to all future presidents.
The sacred writings, circa 2000 BB (Before Bush) are very simple to understand. A spokesperson said "if we Socialistic elitists don't like it, ban it; if we Socialistic elitists like it, throw money at it by raising taxes." The following ethical guidelines have also been established.
1. Thou shall not hire income tax dodgers
2. Thou shall not hire former lobbyists
3. Thou shall not allow earmarks or pork
4. Thou shall not let Congress excessively spend
5. Thou shall be bipartisan
6. Thou shall not hire people with an agenda
7. Thou shall not hire unqualified people
8. Thou shall give middle class tax cuts
9. Thou shall exhaustively vet job seekers
10. Thou shall grant waivers for the above.
President Obama has been invited by Reverend Wright to speak to the faithful next Sunday. Since the president is looking for a congregation, he has been asked to join this one.