Nowhere CA -- Former King of Pop, Micheal (Jacko) Jackson, has been seen hanging around the hospital floor where the famous octuplets were born last week. The bizarrely dressed Jacko "looked like something from Night of the Living Dead." according to a hospital security guard. His pale skin has turned yellow and his nose has finally fallen off.
"He was very strange." said the guard in a later interview. "His face looks like it rotted away. Green fluid oozes from the canker sores on his lips. He kept asking which were the boys and which were the girls. Claimed he was from the National Inquirer and wanted photos for his newspaper." said the guard.
Security tapes show Jacko blowing kisses at the newborns. The tape also shows Jacko asking a nurse for some of the babies dirty diapers. The nurse notified security and Jacko was asked to leave the premises.
When Mr. Jackson was confronted with the security tapes and hospital records, he had a very quick answer.
"Oh, I just wanted to see how they sang. I need new faces for the Jackson 8 band."