It took quite a bit of courage for Freddie Hancock to get into the shower with all his teammates after the neighborhood donkey-basketball game for a local charity.
"I thought I felt a pin prick when I bent over awhile ago!" yelled Billy Ray Johnson. "Yep, it definitely was a pin prick!"
"That one old donkey just about made a pin prick outa me", stated Roscoe Richardson. "My balls are flatter than a flitter. Maybe Freddie here should have ridden that one. I don't think he would have felt a thing...and neither would the donkey."
"After the laughter died down, someone asked, "Was that the results of an old war injury, Freddie? You in Nam?"
"Yep! It went for a good cause", stated Freddie.
"Freddie, you know that you failed your physical. I was with you, remember? I bet they turned you down for it because it would have led the Viet Cong to use that thing in a photograph to make us all look bad."
After the laughter was dying down, Hancok was the first out of the shower. He immediately grabbed up all the guys clothes, yelled back "It's that way because one of your Mama's couldn't control her false teeth!" and pulled the fire alarm.