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Topics: Shopping, Condoms, Sales

Friday, 13 February 2009

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Big WallyMart Rollbaaaack!! On Lambskins

WallyMart has announced that their "natural lambskin" condoms are being rolled back not only for a lower price but for a snugger, tighter fit.

"And", added the retail giant, "these boxes are labeled by code and not by size so even your cashier won't even know, only the pharmacist that we change every other Tuesday."

WallyMart also reminded people that they're biogradable. Lambskin condoms will dissolve right there in your own home compost pile.

The only hint anyone in the cashier's line or the cashier will know is by the bigger sizes costing more.

However, if you will pay the larger price, the small ones will be put in boxes labeled "Super-Dooper-Sized Lambskin Condoms"!

Impress everyone around you in line by carry them on top of your other purchases and send them through the line last, so all the people behind you can get a good look.

You can even ask loudly, "Why are these SUPER-DOOPER SIZED CONDOMS SO HIGH?" and look around.

If there's a PETA person around because of the natural lamb skin condoms, try to get into an argument.

"Come See Us Today, We're Rolling Back The Condoms" also states the WallyMart Ad on the billboard at the edge of town.

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