Written by queen mudder
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Topics: Oil, bailout

Friday, 13 February 2009

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Eat yer heart out Hugo Chavez...

San Ramon, Ca - (Upstream Mess): A massive sweet light crude find, easily 100 times the size of Saudi Arabia's record-breaking 85 billion barrel Ghawar Field, "will bail out America's bankrupt economy" according to the lucky landowners in secret Big Oil talks.

The Nevada location is believed to be situated some 100 miles North East of NASA's notorious UFO retro-engineering Groom Lake HQ.

The site's owners are thought to be reclusive husband and wife geologists who already own 75% of all US natural gas leases.

At a secret cyberspace location this weekend frenzied discussions with the top three US Big Oil corporations are hammering out a deal that will see OPEC machinations relegated to the dustbin for the next 250 years.

BP's former CEO Lord Browne is shitting bricks.

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