Washington AC/DC - (Holy Shit! Mess): President Obama is poised to give predecessor George W Bush the prize job of US ambassador to London in a deal with Republican senators to pass the controversial $850 billion stimulus package.
Bush will take up residence at an undisclosed fortified erection believed to be part of Kensington Palace according to informed sources.
The official London ambassadorial residency in Regent's Park has reverted back to The Crown after the previous incumbent, envoy Robbert 'Katie' Holmes Tuttle, trashed it during a farewell crystal-meth leaving party.
Twins Barbara and Jenna Bush will also be moving to London but are more likely to be housed in a condo on the Isle of Dogs 'where they'll probably be happiest'.